Just freaking shoot me.

Are you that bored?

It's not boredom. It's one of those days that make you want to commit suicide.  But don't worry......I wouldn't ever do it.  That's why I'm asking someone to shoot me.

Oh you are so funny! Trust me this is not a good day for me either.

I can guarantee you, your day is not like mine.  If one more 'other shoe drops', I swear I'm going to break.

I think your luck runs about like mine, I don't want to make any bets

Luck? Heck, I don't even have any bad luck.  I'm just cursed.  The day Scott walked out the door, he must have placed a hex on me because it's been downhill every since.....I think I'm almost at the level bottom.  I've only got two things left to lose.

You know a lot about me, sometimes I feel the same way, but how did they get all of the good luck? I mean you know enough about my x, he should not have all of the luck he does. Can you remove my curse?

Can you remove mine?   A job is all it would take.  And one where the other employee's don't heap all their freaking work on you so that there is no way you can finish, and then you get fired over it.

Oh, and can you get the state to give me back the child support it stole from me? I have yet to figure out how they get $1350 to pay back $904.   And why when I'm supposed to receive MY back support before anyone else gets paid, I get NO back support at all.  You do the math.

I thought they had to give you your support first, too, you know to make sure you can take care of your children. Guess I am wrong! I hate dealing with those people.