Haiku You

I missed you, little green dewd!
Irish Fan is here
The crying's all over now
It's time to party!
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

How do get this dang thing off of double space?
I have spoken!

Mine's never been on double space. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

Have you forsaken T.I.T.
(a get with the program Haiku)
Hello Irish Fan,
Were you the ONE with Teter?
You guys were the BEST!
The other PINK meat!

Have you forsaken T.I.T.
(a get with the program Haiku)
Hello Irish Fan,
Were you the ONE with Teter?
You guys were the BEST!
Teter started the thread that quickly became the Most Read Poetry Thread on that OTHER forum. I took it to the next level by introducing Haiku to the thread. I would never have been the Haiku Legend I am today without our favorite squeal-like-a-pig pornographer! That's why I had to follow him here to AFP (is he here yet?) Thank you, Barry - you are an inspiration! (Okay - I just threw up in mouth a little! A first for me on the AFP forum! What a proud moment!)
I have spoken!

So you asswipes continue to refuse to give credit where credit's due on the most read poetry thread ever! How about a little love for Sippy???
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

Okay, okay!!! Geeez! The first time I ever threw up in my mouth a little was after seeing the pic of Sippy's feet.
(Happy now?!?)
I have spoken!

Yeah, really, what did you do that was so great? It was the butt munch boys who had the really funny stuff.

ok, i see something else here.
on this page, i'm not getting the fancy buttons (hence no double spaces when i hit enter), but none of the formatting. i'm going to add formatting to this box.
to get a single spaced line (for haiku or whatever) hold down the SHIFT key (note the F) while you press enter.
thanks,
kpaul

Haiku Kind of Sucks
I hate the limitations
But it's grown on me





it started off good
then it went a little south
take it outside time
-kpaul
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My First AFP Haiku!
(An "It Won't Be My Last!" Haiku)
The King of Haiku!
Irish Fan is in the House!!
Now I HAVE spoken!!!
I have spoken!