kpaul vs. irish vs salmon fan vs everyone haiku free verse smackdown birthday edition.
YOU SHOULD HAVE RENTED THE MOVIE
(a slam dunk in your face, Air Salmon Fan Haiku)
Everyone knows it...
Kpaul can't jump or Haiku,
Chill, Vanilla Ice!
The other PINK meat!
LMAO!
Are You Sure You Want To Challenge The Greats???
It's kpauls birthday
Thirty-five feeling cocky
He's just a baby
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE BOOK
(a book is worth a thousand movies haiku)
white boys can't write, yo?
i'll go slower. hear me now?
the class clown indeed!
you own 8 mile right?
and play it at home alone
singing right along!
give me Rimbaud, yo,
and sorry for the rhymes
such pretty colors!
rambo, rambo, tho,
your crude haiku with a high
Hollywood factor.
the no haiku zone?
please tell me you're kidding, right?
can you hear me now?
Statler: I don't like either!
Waldorf: I don't like either either!
Statler: Then we're agreed! Next!
Who Wants to be the Next Smarter than a Fifth Grader
(a neener-neener haiku)
i spur you to post,
but you'll lose your cool title.
the humanity!
;p
YOU'RE NO COOL HAND LUKE
(a Strother "Salmon Fan" Martin Haiku)
Some folks you can't reach...
Haiku will get your mind right,
Maybe not you Kpaul!
The other PINK meat!
DSM- IV
(a but I've stayed at the Holiday Inn Express Haiku)
Kpaul was easy...
Perfect text book example,
non compos mentis!
The other PINK meat!
Haiku THIS, bad boys
(an eminem ain't no candy haiku)
Speak about 8 Mile?
Try driving there some time, dude!
Ramped up radical!
"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."
Kpaul Kpaul do it right
Then we will both know our plight
Kpaul let's get it right
A Sad State of Affairs
(An "I expected more" Haiku)
Its time after time
I'm reading these Haiku threads
Inspiration dead
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
i call no feet!
(on this thread)
meter and rhyme are ok. as well as occasionally breaking off into a stanza or two of free verse.
now, begin.
your haiku is weak
like flat radio speakers
salmon fan? i laugh...
in your direction,
generally with disdain,
sometimes he gets lucky!