Wednesday Haiku

THE WEDNESDAY HAIKU CONTEST
(a "A abstinence plan with AFP points" Haiku)
Great idea Kpaul,
There's nothing else that comes to mind...
Wait, it's hump day!!
The other PINK meat!

100
(a shhhh, here you go Haiku)
some points for you mate,
don't spend them all in one place,
now where is my change?

Wednesday Only?
(a what will we do for the rest of the week haiku)
It's hump day people
Now go hump something right now!
Don't you feel better?
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

THE WEDNESDAY HAIKU CONTEST
(a "A abstinence plan with AFP points" Haiku)
Great idea Kpaul,
There's nothing else that comes to mind...
Wait, it's hump day!!
Um, kpaul, I am respectfully requesting that you rescind the points you awarded to Salmon Fan. This haiku is nowhere near in proper form.
It's 5-7-5, not 5-8-4, Goober! Sheesh! Do I have to do everything around here???
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

I hereby rescind all Salmon Fan's points. Well, ok, 200 of them. Due to restraints, all members will heretofore have to calculate all points totals in their head as we go along.
Number 2 Pencil, Please
(an explanatory haiku)
yes, wednesday only
some have to practice all week!
wink, wink, and nod, nod...

Did you read my Wednesday haiku?
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

THANKS, THANKS A LOT KPAUL
(a "I do and I do and I do for you and this is the thanks that I get" Haiku)
I was in a rush,
Just trying to help you out...
That is plain bullsh*t!
The other PINK meat!

Ya want some cheese to go with that whine???
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008





Haiku thread that you can ONLY post to on Wednesdays...(violators will have their post replaced with a haiku by the editor as time permits...)
Topic open.
circle C thingie year year, um, last year, the year before and two years from now and currently this year k.T.I.T (half-donkey) production...
this is a Haiku show-thread. Show off your skills and get points.