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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 7:10pm
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Haiku thread that you can ONLY post to on Wednesdays...(violators will have their post replaced with a haiku by the editor as time permits...)

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circle C thingie year year, um, last year, the year before and two years from now and currently this year k.T.I.T (half-donkey) production...

this is a Haiku show-thread. Show off your skills and get points.

 

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 7:41pm
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THE WEDNESDAY HAIKU CONTEST
(a "A abstinence plan with AFP points" Haiku)

Great idea Kpaul,
There's nothing else that comes to mind...
Wait, it's hump day!!

The other PINK meat!

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 7:54pm
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 100

(a shhhh, here you go Haiku) 

some points for you mate,
don't spend them all in one place,
now where is my change?

  • User Salmon Fan earned 100 points! Total now is 7356 points.
  • User kpaul.mallasch lost 100 points! Total now is 33369 points.

 

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:11pm
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Wednesday Only?
(a what will we do for the rest of the week haiku)

It's hump day people
Now go hump something right now!
Don't you feel better?

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:13pm
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Salmon Fan wrote:

THE WEDNESDAY HAIKU CONTEST
(a "A abstinence plan with AFP points" Haiku)

Great idea Kpaul,
There's nothing else that comes to mind...
Wait, it's hump day!!

Um, kpaul, I am respectfully requesting that you rescind the points you awarded to Salmon Fan.  This haiku is nowhere near in proper form. 

It's 5-7-5, not 5-8-4, Goober!  Sheesh!  Do I have to do everything around here???

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:24pm
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I hereby rescind all Salmon Fan's points. Well, ok, 200 of them. Due to restraints, all members will heretofore have to calculate all points totals in their head as we go along.

Number 2 Pencil, Please

(an explanatory haiku)

yes, wednesday only
some have to practice all week!
wink, wink, and nod, nod...

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:27pm
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Did you read my Wednesday haiku? 

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:29pm
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  • User Sippy earned 101 points! Total now is 4311 points.
  • User kpaul.mallasch lost 101 points! Total now is 33278 points.
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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:31pm
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kpaul.mallasch wrote:
  • User Sippy earned 101 points! Total now is 4311 points.
  • User kpaul.mallasch lost 101 points! Total now is 33278 points.

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:09pm
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THANKS, THANKS A LOT KPAUL
(a "I do and I do and I do for you and this is the thanks that I get" Haiku)

I was in a rush,
Just trying to help you out...
That is plain bullsh*t!

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Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:33pm
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Ya want some cheese to go with that whine???

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