November 21, 2009, 2:30 pm

Wednesday Haiku

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Back that a** up

(a 'what's the real deal' haiku) 

 

What happens to you

When your post is not haiku?

Do you lose some points? 


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Bard wrote:

Back that a** up

(a 'what's the real deal' haiku) 

 

What happens to you

When your post is not haiku?

Do you lose some points? 

RAOTFLMAO!!!


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Rebel With a Poetic Cause
(A "Do you just make up the rules as you go, or what?!?" Haiku)

What the hell is this?
Haiku CANNOT be restrained!
It's Wednesday SOMEWHERE!!!


I have spoken!

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minus a bajillion points! ;)

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I've been comatose

Someone, please, tell me quickly:

It is Wednesday, right? 


Something witty and relevant.

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Not in this world. Until next Wednesday, that is.


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IT'S WEDNESDAY A$$HOLES!
(An Irish, get yer but in here and write a haiku haiku)

We forgot last week
It's too early to think straight
Will someone please help?


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I didn't know how many haiku we are allowed to submit. Hopefully I didn't go over the limit. Below are several that I wrote a few years ago....

pink sedums
the curbside puddle
a hawk's bath

trail of wet leaves
three pairs of bulging eyes
watch us detour

ice-patched river
the bare trees
covered with crows

browning plants
discarding my son's wrapper
until eight snails

scarlet tree—
nearing the last haiku
the passing cricket

afternoon sun—
result of wind
first goldenrod

Monday morning—
brushing with scraper
the golden leaves

falling leaves
the great horned owl snatches
a good dream

once off-limits preserve...
the mayor cuts the ribbon
to a deer stamped path

four-leaf clover
the heron's shadow
on our feet

dried sunflower...
a slug's path glitters
on morning glory hearts

my husband fishes
as an osprey hits the lake...
both empty-handed

cricket songs
the dead sunflower
a spider's anchor

July surprise—
a heron stands by snow bank
with zoomed in photo

work parking lot—
to the Indian's flute
the mantis prays

hole in ice
a fisherman's small catch
the heron's lunch

the robin's tune—
it halts what I am doing
at the stove

nature center
teaching my kids to make twine
my 3rd grade teacher

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nice! welcome to the site.

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Some of those haikus

Had a different format

Is that allowed now? 


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