Ask Dr. Goofy

Dr. Goofy,

Where did you come up with your name.

Rusty

Rusty,

 I did not do it.  I deny any accusations of such.  Here is what happened....

Some older lady type poster gave me that name that I resemble.  She also brings some strange car guy by that eats all my M&Ms

I only did a short story for you this time.  Who knows what advice that is worthless that I give next time.

Dr. Goofy

 Hey Dr. Goofy, How can I learn to tell long winded meaningless stories off the top of my head?

 I don't expect to be an expert at it like my pool playin' pal (he can make you look for a hammer to let you sleep through it) but maybe just a 15-20 minute short story.

Mr. Andersonbrent,

Here is what you do.  You sit in front of your keyboard and do not think.  What you do is say the truth and it will come out.  Like the other day some great big tall guy about 7 foot tall came by and he said I was going to be his date of I was gonna let him eat my M&Ms.  

I feel devalued now.  Did I tell you that I really like my M&Ms.  Then that giant kissed a female upstairs after he finished abusing me on the pool table.  

I went over in the corner and was wimpering like a new puppy that just learned that you do not go wee wee in the house.  Then he took this woman to the pool table and whopped on her.

I forgot what the question was.  On the spelling bee show that I never watched they get a definition.

Is definition long the same as when Bill Clinton said Define the word SEX.

You owe me some peanuts.  Pain in the Arse. 

Oh well if I did or did not answer your question my give a shart is in Rhode Island.  Never been there and never going to go there to get it.

You are on your own it is to complicated for a silly arse hoosier to answer.  Try consulting a qualified physician.

Dr. Goofy

 I like the M&M's with peanuts (even though I have a slight allergy to peanuts) because the crunching sounds drown out the long answers,

Mr. Andersonbrent,

Where is the question.  I have already devulged that fact that you steal M&Ms.

Dr Goofy

   DR GOOFY DO YOU WORK WITH DR FOLEY OR ARE YOU HIM???

Ms. Nana of One,

I may or not be one of this great doctors patients.  I may or may not have lost a week, month or year. 

I remember the colors that I seen.

Have you ever seen pretty color.  If you look at CJS pictures it is kinda like that.

I heard on another thread that you are .   Forget it I forgot what I was typing.   Oh Well you question was probably not one I would have answered anyway.

People like you remind me of people who would have test tube babies and shake them up in the tubes.   I was a result of these tube things and I am glad I do not have me testicles on my ARSE.

Think about it Test tube Momma.  Just because me and Geezer said it would be fun does not mean that you as a responsilple Momma should do it.   Poor Tiny.

I do not know if I answered your question or not nut personally I could not care less.

As always.  I hope you had a bad day.  (Just kidding)

Dr. Goofy

 DR GOOFY I NEED YOU TO TAKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE CAN YOU DO IT?

Ms. Nana of one,

Even though us test tube boys have childrena nd grandchildren that you do not by being a Nano of ONE.  All I can think of is you want me to take your blodd I can do it.

We have some options here.  I can ot remember what they were so I may adlib a little. 

If you are picking out Halloween treats this close to Christmas what you need to do is whatever the heck you want.

Back to your question.  There are many problems in modern history that we do not need to worry about stuff that happenned 50-53 years ago and 9 months.

So back to your story again.  Do you have any blood left.  If you have blood left. Then why do they call it left.  If the the dand gone shucky dog gone blood left it is gone.

Oh my dear test tube momma.  God love ya, becasue some us are having problems with it.

Oh well I do not even remember your question or do I care if I answered it or not.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.  TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT ROSES AND PRETTY TULIPS.

Dr. Goofy