Ask Dr. Goofy

Dear Dr. Goofy:  I'm worried about my friend Rus... Jim. His name is Jim. He used to be a pretty decent sort of a p***k, but he fell into the foul habit of ingesting dangerously hot peppers, and I'm afraid he may have burned out most of his brain cells, and destroyed every pair of underwear he owns. The brain cells don't matter too much, but he's been wanting to borrow some of my skivvies. That wouldn't even be so bad if he'd settle for the J. C. Penney tightie-whities, but he's got his eyes on the plaid flannels from L. L. Bean. What should I do? I'd like to help him, but I'd really hate to lose those flannels.

Mr. Cybergeezer,

I have heard tell of people that have no common sense before.  Heck who I am lying to.  We were in the same class.  What the problem is what if the magnificient Person you speak of was on Crack or Heroin.  You would help him.

Seeing as I might have me a personal knowledge of this person.   Hold on a minute I will be back in a little bit.  Little room calling.

OK I have made it back.  Here is what I do not know anything about but I am going to post like I know everything.

What was your question.   Oh well I know what is best.  Just sit back and read.

Do you like reading the comics in the sunday paper.  I like to use Silly Putty and copy the pictures.  Can they get me for copy right laws.

Whoops I meesed up again.

Here is my answer. 

Oh poo poo I forget again.  I was thinking.  Then I thought I was thinking. The I actually thought and it hurt.

Oh well if your answer did not get answered here I do not really give a rat's arse.  Get over it.

Have a great day today and I hope your day is as confusing as mine was today.

Dr. Goofy

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Hey star trek dude that was not a question.  I can not help that you are not a physician that can fix my ailment. 

You would not be the first Dr that failed.  I just never seen one give up so quick.

I hate star trek.  O Be Somebody that gives a poop

Have a great day.  At you age waking up is a good thing.  I look forward to seeing your post tomorrow.  Are you as old as Geezer?  You have the same darn attitude of superiority based on age only.

Dear Dr. Goofy:  Thank you so much for your insightful analysis of my problem. You may be sure that I will follow your advice to the letter. Not only will I not share ANY of my underwear with that wormy-eyed little weasel, Ru... Jim, but the next time he comes around here wanting to "borrow" (or steal) something, I will kick his scrawny little butt back over toward Middletown, where he belongs.

Mr. Cybergeezer,

You have a bigger problem on your hands.  From what I heard about this fella you speak of he is the type of dip stuff that wears women's panties.  He even likes them if they are granny panties.

OK now was there a question in that last post or did I not read it because I Dr. Goofy do not give a flying flip what your pencel neck geek has to say.

Oh my gosh.  Is this what my life has desinigrated to.

Hey look there is another social security check in your mail box.

I can not wait until I can say I am waiting on a check in the mail for doing what I do by dispensing worthless dribble on a forum.

6 Years and counting.

Heck I done forgot what the heck your question was or what ever the heck you did to make me post this great wisdom on the fine folks on this thread that are now afraid to post because it is to serious.

OK I am going to be serious here with you for a moment.  What the heck was the question?

Forget it  I no longer care.  Have a day whenever the next time you wake up

Dear Dr. Goofy,   I need advice. My problem is I am really really disliking driving down the road with idiots. They just seem to be growing, my question is, would it be worth getting like the extra things on my vehicle like you see in the movies, you know the spike things that come out of my tire, roll cage that of a flip of a buttton surrounds my buggy. Or is this the right post for here, or should I go to the ask a mechanic thread??? Help, Dr. I need help.........

I hope Dr. Goofy doesn't suggest bazookas.

Good idea Bard, does Walmart have them now also. I did see where they are carrying caskets and urns online now..??

my question is : how come i have not won the lottery yet?  and are you a shrink ? Is this the place for nuts?