The Official Ask Salmon Fan Thread

Dear Salmon Fan,
Long time reader, first time asker. Is it true that salmon patties are both delicious AND nutricious?
Hungrily,
Irish Fan
Salmon fan, don't answer that question until Irish tells us what "nutricious" is.
That's what I was talking about.

Have you noticed that when you edit, it completely removes your post from it's original position & places it at the end of the thread? I hope this deters CC from any more of her quote changing shananigans!
I have spoken!

Oooh, I love it when Irish misspells a word!!! ![]()
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

Dear Salmon Fan,
Long time reader, first time asker. Is it true that salmon patties are both delicious AND nutricious?
Hungrily,
Irish Fan
Salmon fan, don't answer that question until Irish tells us what "nutricious" is.
That's what I was talking about.
Changing someone's quote is unethical & immoral. I expected more from you, CC.

I have spoken!

Had I changed the quote, you could call me on it. All I did was restore it to it's original state. Museum's do it to artwork all the time. ;)

"restore it to it's original state" - so you ADMIT you changed my post when you quoted it! Apology accepted - just don't let it happen again!

I have spoken!

Dear Irish Fan,
Welcome to the Anderson Free Press forum. Before I begin, I would like to point out that I'm no Buckwheat, contrary to what you might have heard. You asked, " Is it true that salmon patties are both delicious AND nutricious?" All of my research indicates that they without a doubt, they are natures perfect food. I enjoy their taste, texture and smell as well. Another great thing about salmon patties, I think we can all agree on, smelling salmon on a young ladys breath is a good thing...unless she's ugly.
In closing, yes salmon patties are both delicious AND nutricious!
Sincerely,
Salmon Fan
The other PINK meat!

I reckon I'm going to have to contact Webster and see if we can get that new spelling approved. ;)

Dear Salmon Fan,
Short-time poster, long time fan of salmon. My question is, do you think there's room on APF for two popular poetry threads?
Wondering,
Sippy
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

Dear Salmon Fan,
Long time reader, first time giving a s***. Why is the Anna K. thread so popular? Is it true about the eyesight??
Wanting to enjoy the thread, but not wanting to go blind,
Irish Fan
I have spoken!





Dear Salmon Fan,
Long time reader, first time asker. Is it true that salmon patties are both delicious AND nutritious?
Hungrily,
Irish Fan
I have spoken!