Tabloid Advice Column

Ah ha! I'm not the only one. ;)

Maybe the person who starts a thread (like you did) can put something in the title or post that lets people know the 'rules' for that thread according to the poster?

What says the community?

Also, CC, let me know if you want me to delete the OT posts. Then maybe you could put a disclaimer in the first post and we go from there?

How do you want to handle it? 

Dear GAbby,

Geeeez, what a f****** grump!!  The Baylor joke was because you had both the [G] & and [A] capitalized like he does in 75% of his posts.  You later say this is a "semi-serious" advice thread.  What the hell does that mean?  You can only tell partially funny jokes?  Do we need to PM you our posts on any thread that you start to make sure they meet with your comedic approval?  Has the Queen of Threadjacking gone soft?  Geez, what a f****** grump!!

Baffled,

Irish Fan

Forget it

Dear Gabby......I told my husband that I would do something for him if he bought me something. Well he bought it and now I don't want to do what I said. What is the best way to get out of this situation?

help!!!!

Pretend to Fall down the stairs....

Mess your hair up real good,pound on the wall and stairs a couple of times while yelling Ohhhh sh*t and then roll the rest of the way down. He will come running. You do the ohhhh ohhhh babe I need to lay down,help me to bed or couch.  *Smirks*

I can answer this!

Suck it up...er, no pun intended. Get something that would make it more deliciously tantalizing for you and go for it! Barbeque sauce is a personal favorite of mine. But I know you love chicken, so maybe some honey  mustard instead?

Use a fruit roll up! *Licks Lips* LOL!