November 21, 2009, 3:12 am

Auction,,,, "To Raise Some Needed Cash For A.F.P."

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                  Learn To Fish Like A  Professional

            "Win a Fishing Trip, & Day on the Lake"

That's right,, you can have the experience of landing that "Monster Large Mouth Bass"

Learn All the tricks of the professionals like Bill Dance, Hank Parker, & Captain Jack. You pick the lake,river,creek,or pond that you want to fish or ask Captain Jack to pick one of the lakes that will produce a trophy fish of your life time.

 Don't worry about life jackets,,, fishing tackle,,, or fishing rods,,, Captain Jack has more than enough (just ask Mrs Sparrow.)

 To add to your enjoyment, You yes,, YOU! will be fishing from a brand new Ranger Bass Boat!

This all can be Yours if you place the top bid for the "A.F.P.Auction" Starting bit is $200.00

This auction will last till Father's Day 2008.

 

Disclaimer notice,,, Kpaul, A .P.F., or Captain Jack Sparrow can not be held responsible for any laughs, grins or giggles that you might experance. "if" you are married a permission slip must be signed by your spouse allowing  you to fish until the cows come home. A.P.F. will make 100%  profit off of this auction. You must fill in the age and weight of your Indiana fishing licence, ( Captain Jack will not check the licence for accuracies,,, but the game warden might)

 



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I wish I had that kind of cash as I would love to go fishin.  Don't know if I trust the Capt not to throw me in though.  :)

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wow. speechless. thank you, sir.

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Note to Kpaul: Do NOT try to be the winning bidder!!


The other PINK meat!

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Heh. That came up in the newsroom today - I'd have to ask to borrow money to win. Heh. ;)

 

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fish

"Secretary Day" Gift?

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Darn that big ole fish would sure fry up good.  capt don't make me hurt you if I don't get some fish this spring and summer.   

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Fathers's Day Gift

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woman & fish 

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for Mother's Day gift idea

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