The Official Ask Sippy (If you Dare) Thread (Now with Gross Picture Warning!)

Sippy, I have a question: Who is Buckwheat?

Dear OldWiseOne,

That is a very good question and one that has been on the lips of many an Andersonian in recent months.  All I can tell you is this.....Buckwheat is an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a riddle.  He is every mans man and every womans fantasy.  He is the alpha and omega.  He is a sage, a prophet, and a clown.  Many have claimed to be him, but there is only one Buckwheat...........

Thanks Sippy, but WTF is that in BW's hands? Anyway, who is this Cookie Parker?

Hmmmm.

Drop it, OWO. In another thread you already said you did research on that. This is a lot of warnings. One more time. Please disengage the baiting.

Thanks.

K. Paul Mallasch - Publisher 

Dear Kpaul, I am not baiting anyone. I have read her posts but my question goes to who is she? You must remember that I and Sippy have no grudge, and it is not my intent to start one. This was merely an innocent question, and it did not contain any attack whatsoever; my intent is to learn the history of the names bandied about here. I might add that it is really not important to me, I just wanted to know. I take sincere exception to your thinking that I am now trying to bait Sippy. I am not, and never have. If Cookie Parker is such a tender issue, and obviously she is, I will not mention her again. Hopefully if I make future posts, and someone else mentions her name, as what happened yesterday in the Chief of Police thread, you will make the distinction that I was not the initiator. The Cookie Parker issue with me is now officially dead.

PM me, OWO, if you want to discuss this further. I'm almost positive you mentioned CP before, though. In any case, let's just drop it.

The rules should be up soon and the moderators awakened and hopefully that will help us maintain AFP as a great place for fun and serious conversation.

Thanks. 

KPaul, I am not in this to get into a tug with you here, but your parting shot of "I'm almost positive you mentioned CP before, though, " just seems to me to be terribly unfair. I do not intend to take this matter 'down to the mat' with you, and this is my absolutely last post on the matter, but if you will kindly review all of my posts, you will see that I have never mentioned her first with the exception of the above post. Any other time, it has been directed at me first. I do not even know who this person is. I await moderaters and rules, and shall live by them with the hopes that they extend your attempts to be fair and evenhanded.

Dear Wise One,

What Buckwheat has in his hands appears to be what we down here call a buck knife. 

As far as your other question goes, I am not offended in the least and didn't think you were trying to start anything with me or anyone else.  I saw that someone addressed you as Kookie Parker in another thread, so I understand why you asked the question.  I will gladly tell you what I know of Cookie.  I have been posting with her on several forums, including my own, for two years now.  She is very smart, well read, funny and sweet.  Some people would disagree with my description of Cookie, but that's exactly who she is to me.  I'm not saying she can't wield a sharp tongue when she wants to, because she absolutely can.  But I also believe she isn't always given a fair shake and I've personally seen people on the internet who take pleasure in stalking and taunting her, which I find repulsive.  So, I say whether it's Cookie, yourself, or anyone else, that we should all give each other the benefit of the doubt and not be so quick to pass judgement or act hastily out of anger. 

Sincerely,
Sippy, a Cookie lover

Kookie proves a schizophrenic is never alone