The Official Ask Sippy (If you Dare) Thread (Now with Gross Picture Warning!)

Are you Posting Under the Influence (PUI) again, PD??

Nope, just being nice.

Dear Sippy,

What would be your opinion of someone who suddenly decided to go vegan based off videos and documentaries of the treatment of animals at industrial farming facilities?

Questioningly,
KNQZ

Irish Fan wrote:

Alright, Sippy.  I made it approximately 28 seconds before I threw up a little in my mouth!  Those  can't sing!!  Please give us the CliffsNotes™ version of the point of that YouTube™ monstrousity.

Dear Irish,

I'm sorry you don't have better control over your gag reflex.  That's something that can come in handy, especially if you're ever sent to prison.  But I digress.  By posting that professional video of the performance of I Gotta Brand New Pair of Roller Skates, I was attempting to answer the previous questions regarding what I had a pair of. 

Sincerely,
Sippy

Dear PD,

Thank you for your question.  Unfortunately, when you are as smart, funny, beautiful and well-loved as I am, you are also open to ridicule by the haters club members, such as Irish Fan and Deuce.  It's okay, though, because I know they secretly want me, but know they can never have me.  Also, please remember that flattery will get you nowhere.

Gratefully,
Sippy

Dear KNQZ,

I live in Mississippi.  We eat animals.  My opinion would be that they need to nut up and eat a cow or two and stop their damn whining!

Carnivorously,
Sippy

Damn, thats rough. 

Dear Sippy,

What would you think of someone who realized baseball players where better because they were on steroids and thus started taking mass amounts of steroids to look cool like Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire?

Questioningly,

KNQZ

Dear KNQZ,

That's a good and rather difficult question.  My question to the person considering this would be, what's wrong with how you are right now?  Are you compensating for something you're lacking?  If so, try this instead......

If not, remember him?

Good luck with that,
Sippy

Sippy, you wrote: "I'm sorry you don't have better control over your gag reflex. That's something that can come in handy, especially if you're ever sent to prison." What does a gag relex have to do with prison? I don't get this.