The Official Ask Sippy (If you Dare) Thread (Now with Gross Picture Warning!)

Sippy, I have a friend who was minding his own business the other day, and a car splashed water on him. The car stopped and the driver was a well developed women with a low cut dress on. He could not help but stare. Her boyfriend got out of the car and beat up my friend, kinda bad, too. When I visit him at the hospital, all he talks about is his last image of the women, not the fists of the boyfriend or his injuries, nor the upcoming hospital bill. Whats wrong with him and what should I do?

uh.. the food is really bad?

Dear Old Wise One,

I am honored that you have come to my thread seeking more wisdom.  I believe we should learn until we die. 

While MAK's guess is a good one, my comment about Irish's gag reflex was in reference to the fact that I believe if he ever went to prison, he'd probaby end up being someone beotch so a well-controlled gag reflex could help him hold down many a prison meal. 

Regarding your friend's unfortunate mishap, I would say that there's absolutely nothing wrong with him that a little TLC and a stiff shot of whiskey won't cure.  There are worse things he could've been gazing upon.

Voluptuously,
Sippy

Dear Voluptuous Sippy, Your words of wisdom are appreciated. I thank you, my friend thanks you, and maybe Irish Fan thanks you, also. He shall, I am sure, speak for himself.

Dear Knowledgeable Sippy, I note that you and PD refer to each other as Koolaid (or, at least you use to; I'm not too sure about this status now having read PD's column). In any event, my question is what, exactly, is this Koolaid thing? Who are they, what are they, where do they come from, and what do they taste like? This concept of computer koolaid is a new concept. Please explain. Thanks

Dear Old Wise One,

Thank you for your question regarding koolaid.  You are correct that Patriot Dan and I are no longer koolaids.  Long, boring story.  Salmon Fan is my only male koolaid.  MAK, CWB and CC-Gal are my female koolaids.  Not that there's anything wrong with that!

A koolaid is an online sweetheart, if you will.  Someone who you dig.  It's just a plaything that we do around here.  If you would like to be my koolaid, I have no problem with multiple koolaids.  Some people around here are not secure enough to handle that type of arrangement, but I say the more the merrier.

Monogomous except with koolaid,
Sippy

Thank you, MAK,  Do you have a question?

I think she was referring to that one single thread that seems to be dangling from the bottom of your shirt.  I would suggest though, do not tug on it, as to do so could leave you potentially shirtless.

She can't be.  I don't have a shirt on.