I thought I should apologize to Tiny MayhemTotal Tim er...T_M for my actions the other night. I was just sitting around the house the other night when I heard someone knock on the front door so I got up and looked out the peep hole thingie and didn't see a anyone, figured it was some dang kids playing around....I sat back down and I heard the knock again! Now dang it, I was getting angry because I just started to read my Obama news letter and was almost in a zombie trance, so I got up again and not a thing in the peep hole thingie. Another minute and the same thing, so I opened the door real quick and yelled, "Hey you kids get off my lawn!" and then I noticed a fidget man small in stature holding a bag and all be dang if it wasn't T_M with a bag of peppers. We began to talk, heck of a nice guy if little people don't give you the geebies. We shot the breeze for a while and he headed out. It was about bedtime so I put the peppers in the kitchen and hit the rack. Well to make a short story long, I tried a hab'e or four and haven't been able to leave the house since. There is still smoke and a small fire at exit 2 if you know what I mean....no, it doesn't have anything to do with the accident on 465 yesterday.
In closing, T_M; you're alright by me, even with your creepy little fingers. Being almost 6'2, I might be nuts over you...sorry about the short joke, I couldn't resist. You have to admit, you don't see too many people your size with facial hair.
Thanks again for the....................I got to go
That ain't facial hair, it's some sort of mildew or fungus or something weird. And he's a nasty little pusher, trying to get you hooked on those devil peppers, like he did poor Rusty. In fact, those peppers he gave you actually belonged to Rusty, if the truth be known. T_M talked him out of them at some secret meeting place the rest of us are not supposed to know about.
If you want to see creepy little people with facial hair, revisit "The Wizard of Oz" or Disney's "Darby O'Gill and the Little People"; you'll get a bellyful of 'em.
Remember when Rusty used to be such a nice little fella? Back before he got hooked on those awful pods. Hmmm... Pods. Pod people. I gotta go check out "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"! I think I might be on to something. Good thing you passed on Rusty's offer. I think he's planning on handing them out to Trick or Treaters next weekend!
I think Berry may have exagerated when he said "I tried a hab'e or four ". I do not think he made it to four. At least not on his first go around with them illegal garden gems. You got to work up to four.
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That ain't facial hair, it's some sort of mildew or fungus or something weird. And he's a nasty little pusher, trying to get you hooked on those devil peppers, like he did poor Rusty. In fact, those peppers he gave you actually belonged to Rusty, if the truth be known. T_M talked him out of them at some secret meeting place the rest of us are not supposed to know about.
If you want to see creepy little people with facial hair, revisit "The Wizard of Oz" or Disney's "Darby O'Gill and the Little People"; you'll get a bellyful of 'em.
"You durn kids get outta my yard!"
Those dang peppers are popping up all over town....should we be worried?
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You should have read the AFP before you tried one of them HAB's
You can not say you were not warned. Did T_M try one with you.
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pffft....rusty was pushing the peppers on us last night. We were smart....we "just said no".
Remember when Rusty used to be such a nice little fella? Back before he got hooked on those awful pods. Hmmm... Pods. Pod people. I gotta go check out "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"! I think I might be on to something. Good thing you passed on Rusty's offer. I think he's planning on handing them out to Trick or Treaters next weekend!
"You durn kids get outta my yard!"
"Hey little girl-- want some...candy?"
"You durn kids get outta my yard!"
I think Berry may have exagerated when he said "I tried a hab'e or four ". I do not think he made it to four. At least not on his first go around with them illegal garden gems. You got to work up to four.
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CC you would have been back to normal probably by Monday. (Maybe Tuesday)
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I've got kids this weekend.....there is no pepper eatin' when you got the kids.