So who will run for the republicans then?

J. Stapleton?  Rob Sparks?

"Frankfort, Kentucky?" he asked hopefully......

No dice.  Indiana... doing economic development.  I think I'll apply for a consulting job there.

From Wikipedia:

Frankfort, Indiana

Demographics

As of the census^[1] of 2000, there were 16,662 people, 6,279 households, and 4,175 families residing in the city. The population density was 3,240.5 people per square mile (1,251.6/km²). There were 6,682 housing units at an average density of 1,299.6/sq mi (501.9/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 70.08% White, 0.47% African American, 0.16% Native American, 0.28% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 7.84% from other races, and 1.14% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 60.53% of the population.

There were 6,279 households out of which 33.0% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 49.5% were married couples living together, 11.8% had a female householder with no husband present, and 33.5% were non-families. 28.7% of all households were made up of individuals and 13.6% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size for Hispanic was 15. In the city the population was spread out with 27.0% under the age of 18, 10.9% from 18 to 24, 27.3% from 25 to 44, 19.1% from 45 to 64, and. 15.7% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 34 years. For every 100 females there were 95.0 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 90.0 males.

The median income for a household in the city was $33,275, and the median income for a family was $42,686. Males had a median income of $32,092 versus $23,722 for females. The per capita income for the city was $15,393. About 8.8% of families and 11.7% of the population were below the poverty line, including 12.1% of those under age 18 and 10.9% of those age 65 or over.

Famous residents

• Marvin I. Henderson, Sr., railroad mogul
• Lt. Cmdr. Adrian Marks, pilot of the plane that located sailors after the sinking of the USS Indianapolis in July, 1945
• Everett Case, who made Frankfort his home for more than 20 years and coached the men's high school basketball team to state championships in 1925, 1929, 1936, and 1939
• Will Geer, best known as Grandpa Zeb on The Waltons
• Kyle Cook from the bands Matchbox Twenty and The New Left
• Charles Aidman, film and television actor. He appeared several times on The Twilight Zone and The Wild Wild West and in such films as Pork Chop Hill.

^{Frankfort has a thriving food industry.  They have Zachary Candy Co. and a Frito-Lay potato processing plant.  Oh, and Hitler's Duesenberg in the basement of the funeral home on the corner of Main and 28.  I'm betting he's got the night security job in the funeral home.  I wonder how he'll make it to his 6:00 a.m. morning talk show on WDUH if he works 11:00 to 7:00?}

WDUH! That is a riot. Goodness gracious-there you go. ( if you are a regular listener to the morning show you will get it)

Leaves me out.

When I was in basic training at Fort Benning, the drill sergeants made us cut a 'notch' the front of the heels of one pair of our combat boots so we couldn't wear one pair all the time just to keep one pair all nice and shiny for inspection.  We alternated every day and God help you if you weren't wearing your 'notches' on notch days.

I'm kind of thinking Kevin must do something like that but with lots of different shoes since he's a Democrat one year, Republican the next, cop one year and economic advisor the next, ad infinitum.  If he was a company, I'd love to read his 'mission statement'.

I hope they have a gob of property available for TIF districts up there.  And a 50 watt radio station.