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28** Lincoln, individual passed outside of house, plus several others yelling

There is no truth to the rumor that it was I who was passed out.  I cannot confirm or deny the rumor that the "yelling" was Captain Jack screaming, "Hey kids, get off my lawn!!"

 

 

You and teter werent streaking though his yard, were you?

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Anyone find out what was happening at the Reformatory last night?

Inmate tried to kill himself...Jumped off the top range... its like three storys. He didn't die but is really messed up.  Arm broke in three places broken hip, smashed head.......  

Just going to cost us more money!

He couldn't even do that right, huh?


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APD: Dispatch recieved a call reporting mass hysteria at the mounds mall, streakers everywhere, all wearing Hillary Clinton masks. Reports indicate that they all came through different doors to maximize the terrorizing affect. Mall shoppers running into the parking lot screaming as the streakers run through the mall chanting "Down with high gas prices"!!!

One streaker was transported to community hospital after he slipped and fell on a banana peel that was on the floor, knocking him unconcious, possible concussion. APD has their hands full chasing the streakers all over the mall, k-9 being requested to help round them up. 

 

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Engine 6 to Rescue, signal 9.

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Medic 2, longfellow plaza, 83 year old male, feeling ill. Main lobby.

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APD: Dispatch recieved a call reporting mass hysteria at the mounds mall, streakers everywhere, all wearing Hillary Clinton masks. Reports indicate that they all came through different doors to maximize the terrorizing affect. Mall shoppers running into the parking lot screaming as the streakers run through the mall chanting "Down with high gas prices"!!!

One streaker was transported to community hospital after he slipped and fell on a banana peel that was on the floor, knocking him unconcious, possible concussion. APD has their hands full chasing the streakers all over the mall, k-9 being requested to help round them up. 

 

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CelticFan wrote:

APD: Dispatch recieved a call reporting mass hysteria at the mounds mall, streakers everywhere, all wearing Hillary Clinton masks. Reports indicate that they all came through different doors to maximize the terrorizing affect. Mall shoppers running into the parking lot screaming as the streakers run through the mall chanting "Down with high gas prices"!!!

One streaker was transported to community hospital after he slipped and fell on a banana peel that was on the floor, knocking him unconcious, possible concussion. APD has their hands full chasing the streakers all over the mall, k-9 being requested to help round them up.

 

It wasn't the Hillary Clinton masks that scared em. It was the flying monkeys AGAIN!  That explains the banana peel. BTW, it was Irish that slipped; the monkeys scared the bejeebers outta him and he wasn't looking where he was stepping. Thanks a LOT, Wickey! Upstaged by monkeys.  It oughta be a crime! 


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So who all escaped? I did hear a call about a few people running down 18th street towards columbus wearing no clothes....yikes!!!

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