Is there a night life in Anderson

Heck I would have went back out and got on the stage but by the time I figured out she used my 5.00 I had already ate the smoke sausage.   Had a different taste to it though.

Rusty, you are full of... Shinola. The only connection to be made between you and Total and Chippendales is that you two look like a couple of cartoon chipmunks! And I ain't taking off my overalls in public even if someone does give me $5.00, 'cause I need The Missus to help me get the suspender straps on straight, and she don't go into those hoochie-koochie palaces you and T_M like to frequent. Nor does she approve of my doing so.

And just for your information, the smoked sausage is supposed to go in front.

I am telling you people we do not need to go anyplace in Anderson... Just read the stuff the three amigo's are writing is so much fun all by its little old lonesome....

Did anyone notice that TM and Rusty never mentioned the names of the hoochie-coochie places?  Dang that last comment about the sausage was funny..;-)

Pretty funny when you start laughing out loud reading it!

Sausage was pretty good to.  But I could not go back out there with the reality of what the good Lord gave me.  Nana I wish you used a bigger test tube.

All I ended up with was a few Hot Quarter in my undies.. I guess how it goes is, if the women really like you they take a quarter heat it up with a lighter.. then when you come around, drop it in your drawers... Oweeee..!

I few of the ladies that know me somewhat on the personal level.. you see, I work part time shaving legs below the knees.. mainly because it is hard for them to reach that area.. That is all the higher I can reach standing up.. Well anyway they Said,  "I never knew I could dance around like that".. Man, them there quarters are hot.. Not like spicy Hab'es hot either.

I think I may have a permanent George Washington face imprint on my Right rear hiney cheek.. oh well, guess it will only help to identify me if I'm ever in an accident..

No wonder the women were treating me like a leper.. I had ate the Smoke sausage too.  

I use a Potato.. but, had put mine in the rear quarters...  

Darn .. can't seem to get away from the memory of the rear heiny George Washington imprint thing can I ..

Well I don't know about you..

But, Momma_Nana never had to buy me a PoGo stick when I was growing up... 

Hey litttle fella you are not right.  End of story.   You aint right.

Have a wonderful day, arse

Do I sense some "Wee bit" of "Minuscule"  agony..