Laughter is Good Medicine - Make me Laugh, earn points [POINTS BATTLE]
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
I just got a call from Scott Underwood, he asked me if I wanted to come over to his house and watch Deliverance!!
The other PINK meat!
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We were born to shine …All of us here
because we believe......
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Life only goes around once, have fun and love, people. -VicNormal
the other day on our way back from Tennessee, we stopped in Glasgow, Kentucky to use the bathroom, get a pop, and to get gasoline. At the checkout, hubby pays for the pops, his coffee and when the cashier asked him if that was all...he said in a loud voice...Oh and I have gas!!! Without missing a beat, the cashier casually said.." we have Rolaids over there for that"...hubby turned really red in the face and I still have not let him forget it. it was sooooooo funny...guess you had to be there....
"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."
Ok, here's the deal. Starting your own business is stressful. (Wait til you - hopefully - read the book someday. ;)
Laughter is good medicine. So, you make me laugh - videos, pictures, text, you making a funny face, whatever... if it makes me laugh, you'll get 5,000 points.
If I bust a gut, you get 10,000 points.
If I think back on it a day later, you get an additional 5,000 AFP points for each future laugh after it happens.
I reserve the right to not find you funny. (Sorry.)
I reserve the right to only check this thread when I have time or need a laugh (who doesn't want a reserve pile of potential laughs waiting for them? A laugh bank if you will...)
Feel free to test the waters on this thread to find laughter of your own.
Um, keep it clean or PM me if you're unsure.
This offer is not valid in Alaska, California, the country of Kenya.
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