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What can you buy with 700 Billion Dollars ?

" A Senate & Congress"

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Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of
 popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found
 this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people
who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is
 thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
 
 BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
 4 - 5 lb. Chicken
 1 cup melted butter
 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
 Salt/pepper to taste
 
 Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with
 melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with
 stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the
 neck end towa rd the back of the oven.
 
 Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass
 blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across
 the room, it's done.


The other PINK meat!

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We were born to shine   …All of us here because we believe......

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this needs to be posted all over town...;-)


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When pumpkins drink!


Here's a quote from Ronald Reagan
"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 

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Funny & Gross!!!


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 I wanted to buy some gold to protect my money,,, I was told they will only accept gold as a payment.

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I just received my bank statement from September it said,,, "Your guess is as good as ours"

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 I opened up a new bank account today,,,, They gave me a I.O.U. for a new toaster.

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