BREAKING NEWS! "Capt. Jack Loses House In Marriage"
Congrats on your new house, I hope you enjoy country livin'!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
I gad not seen this thread when I answered your email. A mutal friend around the Columbus Ave area already ratted you out on the move. LOL
Enjoy the country my friend.
Good on ya, Captain Jack. I believe you'll love the country.....especially since Momma will be happy. You know what they say.....if Momma ain't happy....
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
Need help moving?
Thank you for asking,,,,I've made contact with a Amish moving company. "Two Guys & a Donkey" 
Gabriel drives the truck on weekends, ( it's OK he is a Mennonite) 
Need help moving?
Thank you for asking,,,,I've made contact with a Amish moving company. "Two Guys & a Donkey"
Gabriel drives the truck on weekends, ( it's OK he is a Mennonite)
Heavens No! HE is my inside guy. God love him. He has been my right hand with all his moving tips.
I'm going to give him two milk cows to help me wire the house. You have a invite to our barn raising party, Bring a kerosene lamp if you have one. I've got enought fire wood for the kitchen stove for the next two weeks. 
I had a friend in Memphis who started a moving company with another woman. They called it Two Chicks & A Truck. Needless to say, when the Two Men & A Truck folks got wind of it, they threatened to sue, so they had to change the name.
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
I like the concept 
I did luck out this farm house has two and a half bathrooms. It will be great when we have company.
How can one guy be so lucky?
That's correct, after living in my house for 33 years,,, Mrs Sparrow wants to move to a new home. (Mrs Sparrow is a red head. I've always had a thing about red heads).So Captain Jack Sparrow is leaving the Black Pearl, to finish out his days in the country.
Goodbye to,,,,, Loud neighbors, Barking dogs, High taxes, Boom boxes
, 3:00 a.m. fireworks,,, Whopping increase in water, electric, and gas bills.
Goodbye to,,,,, Heavy traffic, Pot holes, Teenage speed racers
,Mopads, & rice bikes. Vehicles with loud or no mufflers, power outages, lost internet connections. Ruff R.R. Crossings.
Anyone want to buy my house ?.
We
forcloseoops that's not till 2011 close tomorrow & start moving this weekend. Kpaul thanks for all the grins and giggles, I will try to reconnect with A.F.P. when the dust settles.Captain Jack Sparrow & the Red Head
O.K. O.K. I'll say it before you do I'm ,,,,