Mar 20, 2010, 12:14 am

Snow Emergency

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Citizens,

By the power vested in me1 by the Anderson Free Press "Terms of Service."

I hereby declare a SNOW EMERGENCY2 for Madison County.

- TheDawg

 

1None.

2Or better titled "ROADS SUCK EMERGENCY" Really I mean, the airport runways are cleaner then 32!!!!!


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Should citizens head out with shovels at this time? Over.

;)

Stay safe out there.  

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WHAT THE HECK?!?! YOUR post bumped my post out into cyber space.  Grrr, and I'm not going to type it again.

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yeah does that mean no school tomorrow....i can sleep in ..please  please.... Cc what is it like in Cyber space?


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kpaul.mallasch wrote:

Should citizens head out with shovels at this time? Over.

;)

Stay safe out there.

 

The office (hereby known as the DawgHause) is requesting all citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel to assemble at Captian Jack Sparrow's ship promptly at 8am wearing said item of clothing. All male citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel shall assemble at the Irish Fan residence at the same time in said item of clothing.

 


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No closing or delay as of yet. I was out a little bit ago, 53rd street still sucks, and it is heavily traveled! I personally would think that they would at least delay it, especially after the letter to the editor that was in the paper blaming the school system for the ball player from Anderson High School having a wreck a couple weeks back.  I don't think the school system is actually thinking through this system they are using for delaying or closing school.


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TheDawg wrote:
kpaul.mallasch wrote:

Should citizens head out with shovels at this time? Over.

;)

Stay safe out there.

 

The office (hereby known as the DawgHause) is requesting all citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel to assemble at Captian Jack Sparrow's ship promptly at 8am wearing said item of clothing. All male citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel shall assemble at the Irish Fan residence at the same time in said item of clothing.

 

 

This is wrong in so many ways..lol       I am laughing so darn hard....   Just  the look on his face(Irish) when he opened the door...damn...


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TheDawg wrote:
kpaul.mallasch wrote:

Should citizens head out with shovels at this time? Over.

;)

Stay safe out there.

 

The office (hereby known as the DawgHause) is requesting all citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel to assemble at Captian Jack Sparrow's ship promptly at 8am wearing said item of clothing. All male citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel shall assemble at the Irish Fan residence at the same time in said item of clothing.

 

 

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TheDawg wrote:
kpaul.mallasch wrote:

Should citizens head out with shovels at this time? Over.

;)

Stay safe out there.

 

The office (hereby known as the DawgHause) is requesting all citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel to assemble at Captian Jack Sparrow's ship promptly at 8am wearing said item of clothing. All male citizens who own a bikini and own a snow shovel shall assemble at the Irish Fan residence at the same time in said item of clothing.

 

 Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

Love the new smilies, kpaul!!!


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