Mar 20, 2010, 6:39 pm

O.K. O.K.,,, "So Captain Jack made a mistake"

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Undercover work isn't for the faint of heart. I received orders to infilrate a alien compound in Roswell New Mexico.   The jump master asked what location I would be H.A.L.O. (High-Altitude-low-Opening) Parachuting into. I said,,, "Roselawn".

Boy is my face Red ,,,,,,, For the last two days I've been at the nudist camp in Roseland Indiana looking for Illegal "Mexican"  aliens.

It's a honest mistake,, Roswell and Roselawn do sound a lot a like,,, Who would have thought,,, I would be asked to infiltrate Space Aliens  I guess thats why I jumped without any clothing. ( Ya ever see a space alien in business casual attar?   NO,,,,,,)

Anyway I doubt if the government will be sending me on any more undercover missions,,, "I miss President Clinton,,,  I've got some Great undercover photos to show him."

Captain "Secret Agent Man " Sparrow



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Roselawn 

Hey Mr President,,,, Can you come out to play?

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You are getting old and the eyes are weak, she has clothes on........itty bitty clothes, but, clothes none the same


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There ya Go Vic,,, "I love big hands I can not lie"

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<sigh> and, I can't see the pic......;)


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Okay, now I see it - cute girl....big


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Okay, now I see it - cute girl....big hands,


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Okay, now I see it - cute girl....big hands, you


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Okay, now I see it - cute girl....big hands, you say true sai....


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hmmmm, now how did that happen/


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LOL

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