"Seeking Medical Help"
Take two and call me in the morning
Dr.Jack Sparrow 
Is there a pill for when the wife cuts you off?
I have spoken!
I don't think it is a pill. I think it is call ice cold shower. What have you done now to tick the poor thing off?
needle and thread for repairs when you get that cut off feeling.......
Life only goes around once, have fun and love, people. -VicNormal
As in,,, John& Lorena Bobbit ? 
ouch!!
"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."
She could almost be my hero. Playing twist and shout like that , how FUN!
As in,,, John& Lorena Bobbit ?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
Ya gonna eat that?
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
That is sick, but funny!!!!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
That is sick, but funny!!!!
I think my friends would say you've just described me. 
"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008
I'm learning how to rebuild my lawnmower. I've been "reading the "how to" directions for over 4 hours" now.
A TV "spot" just said,,, "If your direction last more than four hours, you need to seek medical help."