I know "They" will pay me back this Halloween BUT,,,,,

Submitted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Mon, 08/18/2008 - 7:08am.

Captain Jack Sparrow
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I know I'll get egged, & soaped this Halloween,,, But I couldn't stop myself.

As the first school bus rolled down my street,, I had my hammock set up in the front yard.  ( 3 feet from the street ) My cooler was full of ice and premium grade beer.

As each bus passed my house I raised a fresh new beer to toast the bus & the driver,,, with all the sad little faces looking out the side windows,,,,, I saluted them,,,, & popped the top for a long drink to honor the first day of school. 

  "Hey you kids get off my yard!"

 

 

 



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Mon, 08/18/2008 - 8:35am

just4fun
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CJS you better watch out some of those kids could out drink most of on here, especially me-since some of you know the reasons I don't drink. 


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. 

You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 10:47am

Sippy
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Don't let him fool ya, J4F!   Captain Jack's more fun than a barrel of monkey cold-stone sober.  He doesn't need to drink.


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Mon, 08/18/2008 - 11:16am

TheDawg
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Giggity



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 11:44am

just4fun
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He better watch out, some of the youngsters around here might just beat him up if they ever even thought he had alcohol.


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. 

You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 12:25pm

Captain Jack Sparrow
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just4fun wrote:
He better watch out, some of the youngsters around here might just beat him up if they ever even thought he had alcohol.

Nothing left to drink,,, several of the neighborhood Mothers came down to toast the school bus drivers.  

I live on Wisteria Lane with some very desperate housewifes



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 1:32pm

just4fun
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CJS thanks for making me laugh! Too bad I have a strong feeling that some of the mothers in this town were probably toasting the bus drivers!


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. 

You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 4:17pm

VicNormal
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TheDawg wrote:

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Man that looks good, on the rocks ~ delish, I may need to head down to Sonic......


Life only goes around once, have fun and love, people. -VicNormal



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 6:53pm

krolchiha
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i was thinking the same thing..made me thirsty...darn it...


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Mon, 08/18/2008 - 6:55pm

kpaul.mallasch
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Ok, I have the new handy AFP "root beer from your computer module" all hooked up, but I was kinda afraid to test it out. Anyone willing to volunteer?



Mon, 08/18/2008 - 7:03pm

VicNormal
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I just finished mine, and it was good. I told my wife to get me a large and it came back as a regular. Oh well, it was good, ya just gotta believe me ;)


Life only goes around once, have fun and love, people. -VicNormal



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