November 21, 2009, 6:06 am

I know "They" will pay me back this Halloween BUT,,,,,

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I know I'll get egged, & soaped this Halloween,,, But I couldn't stop myself.

As the first school bus rolled down my street,, I had my hammock set up in the front yard.  ( 3 feet from the street ) My cooler was full of ice and premium grade beer.

As each bus passed my house I raised a fresh new beer to toast the bus & the driver,,, with all the sad little faces looking out the side windows,,,,, I saluted them,,,, & popped the top for a long drink to honor the first day of school. 

  "Hey you kids get off my yard!"

 

 

 



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CJS you better watch out some of those kids could out drink most of on here, especially me-since some of you know the reasons I don't drink. 


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"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 

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Don't let him fool ya, J4F!   Captain Jack's more fun than a barrel of monkey cold-stone sober.  He doesn't need to drink.


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He better watch out, some of the youngsters around here might just beat him up if they ever even thought he had alcohol.


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"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 

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just4fun wrote:
He better watch out, some of the youngsters around here might just beat him up if they ever even thought he had alcohol.

Nothing left to drink,,, several of the neighborhood Mothers came down to toast the school bus drivers.  

I live on Wisteria Lane with some very desperate housewifes

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CJS thanks for making me laugh! Too bad I have a strong feeling that some of the mothers in this town were probably toasting the bus drivers!


Here's a quote from Ronald Reagan
"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 

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Man that looks good, on the rocks ~ delish, I may need to head down to Sonic......


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i was thinking the same thing..made me thirsty...darn it...


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Ok, I have the new handy AFP "root beer from your computer module" all hooked up, but I was kinda afraid to test it out. Anyone willing to volunteer?

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I just finished mine, and it was good. I told my wife to get me a large and it came back as a regular. Oh well, it was good, ya just gotta believe me ;)


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