A new tick to watch out for

After hunting Mushrooms yesterday (April 15th),,,,  when I came home I found  a tick had attached himself to my buttocks.  The tick had such a tight hold I had to go to the Doctor. After several attempts to remove  the tick,,, the doctor gave up. He said the Tick is named  the  "I.R.S. tick." When the I.R.S. tick attaches themself to a persons buttocks it's there forever.