$$ How Captain Jack Sparrow Saves Cash,,, At The Gas Pumps $$

Submitted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Thu, 05/01/2008 - 6:07pm.

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This tip involves breaking the "Open Container Law",, Becareful but,,, it works.

You will need to buy a half pint of Jack Daniel's Whiskey. About an hour before you fill up. Put about 4 tablespoons of Jack Daniel's in the gas tank.

NOW,,,,

You can buy the lowest octane,,,of the cheapest gasoline you can find,,,& your truck or car,, Just Won't Care,, (until the next morning.)  



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Thu, 05/01/2008 - 8:01pm

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Captain Jack Sparrow wrote:

This tip involves breaking the "Open Container Law",, Becareful but,,, it works.

You will need to buy a half pint of Jack Daniel's Whiskey. About an hour before you fill up. Put about 4 tablespoons of Jack Daniel's in the gas tank.

Cap you just ain't right!  

NOW,,,,

You can buy the lowest octane,,,of the cheapest gasoline you can find,,,& your truck or car,, Just Won't Care,, (until the next morning.)



Thu, 05/01/2008 - 8:26pm

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I thought he was going to tell us he's been the one that keeps getting nabbed for driving off. LOL



Fri, 05/02/2008 - 3:40pm

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I object. That's a waste of good Jack Daniels! 



"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." 



Fri, 05/02/2008 - 5:54pm

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Don't tell Irish, he might try to put a case of beer in the tank.



Fri, 05/02/2008 - 6:22pm

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Better beer than Jack! Daniels, that is.



"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." 



Fri, 05/02/2008 - 10:13pm

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