In Nov. I'll be 76 & I'm gettin a Tatoo

I'm gettin it big enough so everyone can read it. Three little words that I want everyone to know about me,,,,

It's gonna read,,,,"This End Up"

Every doctor, nurse, candy striper, and embalmer will thank me,

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Captain I've been contemplating a Tattoo myself..

"W" on Right cheek..

"W" on Left  cheek..

Every time I bend over naked it will read... "*WOW*"

Standing on my head, it will read 'MOM'... 

Win, Win.. 2 for the price of one, double duty tattoo..

I want a life size tatoo of somebody the same height of me

Very concerned about you CJS-your age varies a lot on here. What is the deal? Do we need to be checking into assisted living for you? No, not at the VIP or Hoosier Girls.

Let not rule out the VIP or Hoosier Girls.  How about the 3 amigos take a road trip.  Remember it is all for the Captain.

"IF" we go to the V.I.P. or Hoosier Gals,,, "I can test out my tatoo"

Road Trip! 

To be honest the "age thing",,, My mind wasn't to first thing to go when I hit  my 70's,,, oops,,,, I gotta go

I am thinking that the 3 Amigos might want to have CJS as their Den (of iniquity) leader.

Sounds like a winner to me Rusty, what say you Geezer..

All for the Captain, no matter how 'hard it may be' for us.... 

Only other option we would have to support the Capt. is make a Road trip to the Sperm Bank on one night he is working... That would defiantly give Captain Jack some more job security....

also, a few more dollars for the 3 Amigos

Wonder if he would need to call in some extra Nurses for the extra 'Overflow'... 

Now I already gave you bozos The Missus', I mean my viewpoint on those hoochie-koochie palaces you hang around in. I've heard how those near-nekkid ladies holler out your names when you stumble in the door-- kinda like Norm on "Cheers", and run to get lots of ones to make change for your hard-earned wages so you can keep their scanties tucked full. Shame on both of you, since you've both got little girls you're all proud of. Bet you wouldn't like a couple of wormy-eyed, pepper-crazed mouth-breathers like yourselves pesterin' those little angels. Worse yet, it could be somebody like ME! And what if they brought one home to "meet the folks"? Bet that would go over like a turd in the punchbowl too! You boys had best just stay home and watch "Jeopardy" like I do, and don't be trying to drag that nice old Captain feller down to your level either. Wait 'til Nana gets wind of this.