November 21, 2009, 8:25 pm

"Fall Forward"

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 12:35pm
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My 24 year old wife

Tomorrow starts D.L.S. here is my problem,,,,,

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 12:52pm
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my wife

Y'all know my 24 year old wife wants a baby, her biological clock is ticking,,, For the past 6 months (like clock work) "I've" been doing the "baby dance" twice a day. 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m.

Tomorrow , November the first,( the start of fall D.L.S.),,, her Baby Doctor thinks we need to compensate for the time change. So I will have to do the "baby dance" 4 times tomorrow. "Normal time"  and now D.L.S. time.

If anyone calls my house tomorrow I doubt if I answer the phone,,, I'll be on brake, eating a sandwich,& getting ready to "Fall Forward" whowantstobeme ?

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:54pm
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Thank god for Viagara

I hope that you have a great day today and I that your tomorrow is even better than you can imagine..

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 7:45pm
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Viagra? How about spray starch and a rubber band?

Don't forget to change your clocks.

There are two distinct classes of men - those who pay taxes and those who receive and live upon taxes. - Thomas Paine

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 7:48pm
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I use two popcicle sticks and duct tape

I hope that you have a great day today and I that your tomorrow is even better than you can imagine..

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:09pm
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Crazy Glue and Pipe Cleaners.. works wonders..

Whooo. hoo..

Times are changing, remember to time back..

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:47pm
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 BOYS WHY ARE YOU NOT OUT TONIGHT GETTING CANDY PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ALL ARE DRESSED UP! AND GIVE IT TO YA!!!

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