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"Fall Forward"

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 1:35pm
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My 24 year old wife

Tomorrow starts D.L.S. here is my problem,,,,,

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 1:52pm
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my wife

Y'all know my 24 year old wife wants a baby, her biological clock is ticking,,, For the past 6 months (like clock work) "I've" been doing the "baby dance" twice a day. 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m.

Tomorrow , November the first,( the start of fall D.L.S.),,, her Baby Doctor thinks we need to compensate for the time change. So I will have to do the "baby dance" 4 times tomorrow. "Normal time"  and now D.L.S. time.

If anyone calls my house tomorrow I doubt if I answer the phone,,, I'll be on brake, eating a sandwich,& getting ready to "Fall Forward" whowantstobeme ?

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:54pm
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Thank god for Viagara

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:45pm
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Viagra? How about spray starch and a rubber band?

Don't forget to change your clocks.

“If you treat an individual as he is, he will stay as he is; but if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.” ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:48pm
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I use two popcicle sticks and duct tape

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:09pm
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Crazy Glue and Pipe Cleaners.. works wonders..

Whooo. hoo..

Times are changing, remember to time back..

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

←"Which way do I go from here"→

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Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:47pm
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 BOYS WHY ARE YOU NOT OUT TONIGHT GETTING CANDY PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ALL ARE DRESSED UP! AND GIVE IT TO YA!!!

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