AFP Family - Fun for All
Thu, 11/26/2009 - 6:54pm
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OK Folks I know my kin folks have been running amuck. I am going to try to real them in. Lets see if we can can are family secrets here Any new family members that we do not know about can fess and and regret that you did when we tell your dirty secrets to. P.S. This thread is for funny poo poo Blank response 
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OK I far as I can tell there is a Momma that is so pretty that she would not let a man near hear special parts and she did the test tube thing. Well she got her a Cybergeezer. Then Momma went back to the scientist and got her a ver special child that did no wrong "Rusty". Theb this is where it gets bad Momma tried again and got us a mudget Total_Mayhem. (Lord help us Me and Geezer was bad to that boy)
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And then what happened we had this pretty Auntie come out of the wood work. She was special because she gave Tiny_Mischiefious boy his dresses and he also gave Geezer his bras and panties to wear.
Do we go any more kin folk??????? Momma never told us.
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The other Auntie is Auntie Jack. Kinda sounds like a fella name but we love her the same.
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Why, oh why .. just gone for a nice meal.. (I forgot my Highchair, so had to set on a stack of Sears catalogs to eat at the table) and when returning are you give'n me such a hard time "Rusty" the evil Test tube brother.. Your the one that used your sling shoot to fire of a couple rounds in Aunt'e Jackies outhouse.. that's why there is the big Brown spot on the roof next to the big hole.. I'm gon'a tell everybody what you used for ammo to leave the brown smears..
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..
You liyying there little brother. Me and Cyber would pick your punnie butt up and poing that area towards the ceiling.
We always thought the fancy cop shows would prove to Momma and Auntie Jack that we did not do it. Well that did not happen and I had to go to the switch tree yet again.
You know what? I am thinking I am liking the switching thing. If Momma is switchin she is a lovin.
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yes and a few years we found obi on the steps then we were complete
How do you spell lie as in not telling the truth. To much holiday cheer for me to determine
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That tree is get'n real thin on the switches.. I sometime think all your mischief as a child, young adult, Grown man.. Is because you really like to be spanked.. I has seen you grin when your in trouble, and were get'n a lick'n..
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..
Yeah Well you would be sitting in the corner crying and Momma would have to pick you up by your scrawny arm and take you into the middle of the dining room. I was over in the corner always asking if I could have another.
This might explain some of my issues. I like getting spanked but I hate midgets,
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WHERE ARE YOU FOUR? ARE YOU GOING TO COME FIX THE OUT HOUSE????