(Closed, Editing) Four Word Story - Chapter 1 - Once upon a time...

Submitted by kpaul.mallasch on Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:47pm.

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Story written by multiple people. Keep it relatively clean...(Or start your own story...) Use four words to continue the story.

I'll begin. Also, I'll choose the ending for this 'version' of the story. (Musical chairs for words?) Anyway.

 

 


Once upon a time, long ago in Andersonia there lived a short (and this duck was short!) and dirty gray-haired Acting Mayor who loved to spit in a white cup and wipe skoal juice on visiting dignitaries from China. This, of course, caused them to get up and leave, taking their plans of building chop sticks to some other podunk town in Germany that needed jobs more than Andersonians.

 

They enjoyed Chinese food and the occasional Haiku while they listened to Godzilla sound effects on HDTV with surround sound playing Air Chopsticks and taking pictures of everything. That is, until they ran into Barry Teter, who is a very lugubrious (i love that word!) guy, even though he got Winkie's job of kissing the mayors non-elected butt good ridence.

But Teter developed an itchy rash near his lips from all the Tabasco sauce that came from Nestles' new...

 

 



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Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:54pm
 
Salmon Fan
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long ago in Andersonia...


The other PINK meat!



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:54pm
 
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there lived a short


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Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:58pm
 
Chuck Bowden
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and dirty gray-haired


 

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation!



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:56pm
 
PatriotDan
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the duck was short.



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:56pm
 
Salmon Fan
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Acting Mayor who loved...


The other PINK meat!



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:57pm
 
PatriotDan
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to spit in a



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 11:00pm
 
Salmon Fan
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.


The other PINK meat!



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 10:59pm
 
Sippy
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white cup and wipe


 http://anythinggoesforum.us/

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Tue, 11/27/2007 - 11:01pm
 
Salmon Fan
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skoal juice on visiting...


The other PINK meat!



Tue, 11/27/2007 - 11:01pm
 
Sippy
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dignitaries from China who


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