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(Closed, Editing) Four Word Story - Chapter 1 - Once upon a time...

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Story written by multiple people. Keep it relatively clean...(Or start your own story...) Use four words to continue the story.

I'll begin. Also, I'll choose the ending for this 'version' of the story. (Musical chairs for words?) Anyway.

 

 


Once upon a time, long ago in Andersonia there lived a short (and this duck was short!) and dirty gray-haired Acting Mayor who loved to spit in a white cup and wipe skoal juice on visiting dignitaries from China. This, of course, caused them to get up and leave, taking their plans of building chop sticks to some other podunk town in Germany that needed jobs more than Andersonians.

 

They enjoyed Chinese food and the occasional Haiku while they listened to Godzilla sound effects on HDTV with surround sound playing Air Chopsticks and taking pictures of everything. That is, until they ran into Barry Teter, who is a very lugubrious (i love that word!) guy, even though he got Winkie's job of kissing the mayors non-elected butt good ridence.

But Teter developed an itchy rash near his lips from all the Tabasco sauce that came from Nestles' new...

 

 



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long ago in Andersonia...


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the duck was short.

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