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Corrupt a Wish Round One

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Fri, 12/14/2007 - 8:10pm
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Person A: Presents a Wish
Person B: 'corrupts' that wish, then start with a new wish...
Person C: so on and so forth

Example:

Person A:  I wish it would stop snowing.
Person B:  Shazam. It stops snowing and starts raining.  ---  I wish I had more money.
Person C: Boom goes the dynamite! You have more money, but the day after aliens come down and money becomes worthless..

First Wish:

I wish AFP had more haiku!

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Fri, 12/14/2007 - 9:40pm
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AFP got a bunch more haiku and crashed the server!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and didn't gain weight.

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Fri, 12/14/2007 - 10:04pm
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Craig ate everything he wanted, including all the salmon patties so Irish and I introduced his house to the Crane!

 

I wish Underwood and I could go shark fishing.

The other PINK meat!

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Fri, 12/14/2007 - 11:44pm
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Underwood and Salmon Fan went shark fishing, but the shark spit Underwood out because he was bitter and gobbled up Salmon Fan.....

I wish I was skinny!

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 12:29am
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BAM!! Sippy becomes skinny but in a cruel twist of fate, Plus size women are once again treasured and adored as in the days of old.

 

I wish I had enough money that I never had to work again. 

Embrace the unique combination of colors in every person's rainbow.

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 12:35am
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Abracadabra!  Wickey becomes independently wealthy, only to find that the Republicans have decided to take all the money away from the liberals to fund wars so she's back in tha po house!

I wish I could take six months off work and travel.

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 1:56am
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Sippy starts traveling she breaks a leg , arm and three ribs while skiing in the swiss alps.

I wish I could feed all the hungry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have everything I need it's the wants that get me in trouble~Ambiguous

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 7:13am
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shazzam....ambiguous feeds all the hungry and gives them food poisoning and the runs.

 

I wish Hilary would win the election.

(I just threw up a lot in my mouth)

The other PINK meat!

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 9:24am
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Hilary wins the election,but gets assinated her first week in office.

I wish i won the big lottery.

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 9:29am
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Abracadabra! Cruzer wins the lottery--but his ticket went through the washing machine and is unreadable.

 

 

I wish my body would stop aching. 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~~Frank Sinatra~~

 

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Sat, 12/15/2007 - 9:48am
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Daisy's body stops aching, but she's out shoveling snow and is hit by a snow plow.

I wish my house was magically packed up by elves so I don't have to do it.

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