Life in Anderson Could Be Worse
Wed, 12/05/2007 - 10:22am
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A battle for modesty in Carmel that began with an effort to remove lingerie-clad models from Victoria's Secret windows at Clay Terrace continued this week as its frontline fighters implored city leaders to impose decency laws. About a dozen people showed up at City Hall on Monday night to support five speakers who asked City Council members to take action on the window. Some also addressed the door handles at The Evan Lurie Gallery of Fine Art in the Old Town Arts & Design District. Owner Evan Lurie describes the sculptures as futuristic male warriors clad in metal armaments. Critics think the figures are naked.
Basicly, this woman wants the maniquins to look like they are from Victoria's Secret - Iraq. Did getting the VS magazine in the mail make any of you guys go out and have sex right away? Women, did shopping there while out with friends inspire you to lose your virginity that very night?
Seems like this is a soccer mom who has a problem with men and doesn't know how to deal with it. I heard her say on WTHR last night, "I am tired of hearing of so many marriges failing, or wives ending up with STD's because of cheating HUSBANDS!"
Giggity 
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I wish I could say "now I've heard it all" but I can't, and she's just stupid.
A couple of weeks ago I was in a CVS in Fishers and this lady wrote an 'official complaint' about where the Cosmopolitan magazine was place in the store (and it wasn't even the front mag). I looked at it an shrugged and she asked me, "Can you believe it. The word sex is right on the cover". And I said yeah, what's the big deal (forgetting where I was). And she went on about how that is unacceptable, offensive, etc. I told her that as long as she's remotely dressed I'm fine with it. She then told me that this wasn't the first time she had complained about it. I giggled and walked out with my KY jelly & condoms.
Not out.
Thats the problem with "decency laws". There will always be someone more offended and want more laws banning more things. There are general decency laws to be abided by (I don't approve but oh well, let the majority rule), but maniquin decency is rather silly. I mean, there have been times when I almost left my wife for a sexy dressed maniquin, but thats my business!
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
A couple of weeks ago I was in a CVS in Fishers and this lady wrote an 'official complaint' about where the Cosmopolitan magazine was place in the store (and it wasn't even the front mag). I looked at it an shrugged and she asked me, "Can you believe it. The word sex is right on the cover". And I said yeah, what's the big deal (forgetting where I was). And she went on about how that is unacceptable, offensive, etc. I told her that as long as she's remotely dressed I'm fine with it. She then told me that this wasn't the first time she had complained about it. I giggled and walked out with my KY jelly & condoms.
Come on, ya'll. This was funny. Someone at least get a chuckle out of this....
A couple of weeks ago I was in a CVS in Fishers and this lady wrote an 'official complaint' about where the Cosmopolitan magazine was place in the store (and it wasn't even the front mag). I looked at it an shrugged and she asked me, "Can you believe it. The word sex is right on the cover". And I said yeah, what's the big deal (forgetting where I was). And she went on about how that is unacceptable, offensive, etc. I told her that as long as she's remotely dressed I'm fine with it. She then told me that this wasn't the first time she had complained about it. I giggled and walked out with my KY jelly & condoms.
Come on, ya'll. This was funny. Someone at least get a chuckle out of this....
There's no time for laughing, the Crane is warming up and Irish and I are in route!
The other PINK meat!
A couple of weeks ago I was in a CVS in Fishers and this lady wrote an 'official complaint' about where the Cosmopolitan magazine was place in the store (and it wasn't even the front mag). I looked at it an shrugged and she asked me, "Can you believe it. The word sex is right on the cover". And I said yeah, what's the big deal (forgetting where I was). And she went on about how that is unacceptable, offensive, etc. I told her that as long as she's remotely dressed I'm fine with it. She then told me that this wasn't the first time she had complained about it. I giggled and walked out with my KY jelly & condoms.
Come on, ya'll. This was funny. Someone at least get a chuckle out of this....
There's no time for laughing, the Crane is warming up and Irish and I are in route!
It's noon SOMEWHERE! Let's roll!!!!!
I have spoken!
BEG I wish I could've seen the woman's face. Hahaha! I've been in similar situations and just done "the nod" and the "mm hmm" responses, but wished I'd said what I really thought: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL!?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~~Frank Sinatra~~
That woman should have asked a man's opinion.
Hahaha!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~~Frank Sinatra~~