November 21, 2009, 5:08 am

You might live in Indiana..

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 LEAVE YOUR BEST YOU MIGHT LIVE IN INDIANA!!!
 
Jeff Foxworthy - You may live in Indiana

 Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff  Foxworthy has to say about
Hoosiers...


*         If your local Dairy Queen is closed  from September through
May, you may live in Indiana.

*         If someone in a Home Depot store  offers you assistance and
They don't work there, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If  you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
Live in Indiana.

*         If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with  someone
Who dialed a wrong number, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If  'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
Weekend, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If you measure distance in hours, you may live In  Indiana.

*         If you know several people who have hit a deer more  than
Once, you may live in Indiana.

*         If you have switched from 'heat' to  'A/C' in the
Same day and Back again, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during  a
Raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.

*         If you install security lights on  your house and garage, but
Leave both unlocked, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows  how to
Use them, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit  over a
Snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.

*         If the speed limit on the highway is  55 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If driving is better in the winter because the  potholes are
Filled with snow, you may live in  Indiana.

*         If you  know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
Winter and road construction, you may live  in Indiana.

*         If you have more miles on your snow blower than your  car, you
May live in Indiana.

*         If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in
Indiana.

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It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..


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LEAVE YOUR BEST YOU MIGHT LIVE IN INDIANA!!!

"Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn"

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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"You have deer in your yard that are made of foam"


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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"you have a toilet in your yard with flowers grow'n in it"


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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If you live in a town where the"Welcome to" and "Now leaving" signs are on opposite sides of the same pole,you might live in Indiana.

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If you are talking to a group of people about a program you saw on the History Channel and someone says "oh we don't get the History Channel" and you respond "oh you don't have cable" and they say "oh we have cable,we just don't get the History Channel ", you might live in Indiana.

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You might live in Indiana..

"If you tell your buddy",

"My Wife carries a pair of 44's and he knows what you mean"

 


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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You might live in Indiana..

if your child's favorite television station is "Across Indiana"


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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You might live in Indiana..

if you say you live in a country home,

and it's parked in someones field and has wheels on it..


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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You might live in Indiana..

If you can play "on top of ole' smokey"

with a chain saw..


It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

How a Man plays the game shows something of his character
How he loses shows all of it..

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You might live in Indiana,

If you know who Chuck Marlowe is.


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