November 21, 2009, 6:16 pm

You "HAVE" to do Birthday Sex, It's a State Law. Look it up!

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This thread is for all the women out there.  Birthday Sex is a State Law in every state but N.J. That's just one reason I will never vacation in N.J.

Birthday sex is preformed by the attending Physician or Mid wife. On the day of your birth. Someone "HAS" to mark Male or Female on your birth certificate. It's a state law Look it up.

Donny Baker Sparrow

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 I bet Kpaul spilled his coffee on this one

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Capt You did it again

I can not believe you suckered me into another one of your worthy threads.

That is funny right there   (what Capt wrote)  it is a State law


I hope that you have a great day today and I that your tomorrow is even better than you can imagine..

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LOL. I was getting excited about my birthday next month. LOL

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 I think Sparrow has too much time on his hands!


Smells like bubble gum to me it does!

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Heck I'm just excited to make it to next month..

Anything else would/will be a bonus..


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You da man Captain Jack!

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kpaul.mallasch wrote:
LOL. I was getting excited about my birthday next month. LOL

 

I hope you do not spend your birthday alone   Remember state law


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rusty wrote:

kpaul.mallasch wrote:
LOL. I was getting excited about my birthday next month. LOL

 I hope you do not spend your birthday alone   Remember state law

Now remember Kpaul,  if the State law does not hold true... 

You will have to take Matters into your own hands..


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Hmmmm,,, no response from our lady readers.

Maybe its a guy thingy thing

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Hey funny man   Does that mean that if KP has no person to assist him it is allright to take matters in hand


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