Sick Jokes
Sat, 01/26/2008 - 10:14am
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile and told her mom,
Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!' Before the mother could get upset, she went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.' Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?' Sally replied, 'No.....salty!' 
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Hey Sippy - I'll confess - I laughed.
Did you hear about the gay choir boy?
He got choked on his first "hym."
4-4-2, the perfect 10!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? (yeah, I know it's an old joke)
Ya gonna eat that?
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attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids. "
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly," No, I'm your
son's teacher."
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Good one!
Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts
with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out
her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that s he only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is
very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams,
'When I came in here
I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history y and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"