10 Ways To Piss Off A Pagan!!

Submitted by Miss_Wickey on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 9:50pm.

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Average: 7 (3 votes)

 LMAO

10 ways to make a Pagan angry...

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.
2. Be considerate, re-arrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light.
4. Pick up their tools for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.


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Thu, 04/17/2008 - 2:26pm

konquererz
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So pagans aren't satan worshippers?

 

(LMAO and steps back )


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Thu, 04/17/2008 - 8:58pm

krolchiha
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And i really did want a closer look at the jewelry....Trust me I never blow out candles.....ever...


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Thu, 04/17/2008 - 9:04pm

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You guys are funny...lol


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Mon, 05/12/2008 - 10:51pm

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Steal her broom and fly around just out of reach and make faces at her!!


Blah blah blah



Mon, 05/12/2008 - 11:11pm

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Yeah, that would do it...lol


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Thu, 05/15/2008 - 4:38am

Zimmy
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Although I am not a Wiccan. I really do hate it when someone touches my jewlery.

Funny how that is huh Wiccy?

 Oh yeah,

 

#11- Feed the flying monkeys table food. Always honks off a wiccan


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Thu, 05/15/2008 - 1:11pm

Bard
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ESPECIALLY if it's on THEIR plate!



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Thu, 05/15/2008 - 5:54pm

VicNormal
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I'd love to touch your jewels Zimmy


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Thu, 05/15/2008 - 7:03pm

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Zimmy wrote:

Although I am not a Wiccan. I really do hate it when someone touches my jewlery.

Funny how that is huh Wiccy?

Oh yeah,

 

#11- Feed the flying monkeys table food. Always honks off a wiccan

 

Me too, it drives me nuts when they touch my jewelry and get all their funky mojo on it...haha

 


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Thu, 05/15/2008 - 8:30pm

VicNormal
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I have a karma free touch Miss Wicci ~ hehee lol


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