WHAT IF REDNECKS WERE TO RUN OUR GOVERNMENT ON A LOCAL, STATE AND NATIONAL LEVEL
Submitted by Wildcat on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 7:32pm.
the 10 comandments would still be in place at town halls
Christ would not be removed from christmas.
teachers still would have the right to paddle un rulely kids
opening day for Deer season would be a paid day off
all government vehicles would run until they couldn't run anymore (no new ones until you have worn the paint off)
You would have a real person answer the phones no more message centers
all of our neighbors would be taken care of because that is what rednecks do help others
you would not have to pay 100.00 dollars to adopt a dog or cat,
have the parks dept to teach kids how to fish, that way maybe they won't use drugs
Rednecks always attend church, and loves their Mama
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we also would not have problems with other country's because were friendly and always say hi as we pass on the street. so we would be known as a friendly country.
no more crowded classrooms.
That's a long Haiku! Where's Salmon Fan? :)