~Frank Sinatra
The other PINK meat!
Quotes that bring tears to your eyes
Fri, 12/07/2007 - 11:58pm
Captain
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
~Frank Sinatra
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 12:00am
Captain
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
The other PINK meat!
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 12:49am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
"They could still be hidden,
like the 50 tons of mustard gas on a turkey farm." —George W. Bush, on Iraqi
weapons of mass destruction, Washington, D.C. , April 13, 2004
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 12:51am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
"We actually misnamed the war
on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not
Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake
the Conscience of the Free World." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6,
2004
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 12:52am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
"God loves you, and I love you.
And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder
about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3,
2004
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 1:02am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
"When I take action, I'm not
going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the
butt. It's going to be decisive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Sept. 19,
2001
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 1:03am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
"When I was coming up, it was a
dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were," he said. "It was us vs.
them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are,
but we know they're there." George W. Bush, Iowa Western Community College, Jan
21, 2000
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 11:00am
Gold
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
~Frank Sinatra
BY FAR the best statement ever recorded in the history of the world!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~~Frank Sinatra~~
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 11:19am
AFP Legend
Ya gotta love Frank! His buddy, Dean Martin, was pretty funny too......
If you drink, don't drive....don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to. Institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death. - Mark Twain
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 11:19am
Ship's Master (Pilot)
If you are going to tell people
the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
- Billy Wilder 1906-, American Film Director
- Billy Wilder 1906-, American Film Director
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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