Einstein's Theory.....

Submitted by Salmon Fan on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 2:07pm.
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March 19 was Albert Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128.  Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.


This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

The other PINK meat!


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Wed, 12/12/2007 - 3:01pm
Colts Fan
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Only you would come up with something like that.



Wed, 12/12/2007 - 3:06pm
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~~Frank Sinatra~~



Wed, 12/12/2007 - 3:25pm
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Something else to ponder for you single fellas. As mentioned in the first post, Einstein was divorced from his first wife. So, before you go askin' your little lady to marry you, you've got to ask yourself, "Am I smarter than Einstein??"


I have spoken!



Wed, 12/12/2007 - 6:41pm
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Salmon Fan wrote:
March 19 was Albert Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128.  Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.


This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Well, we're not related, but  



Wed, 12/19/2007 - 2:43pm
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Irish, are you trying to say that if your smart you should marry your big breasted cousin?


The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
--Friedrich Nietzsche



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