This Explains A LOT (all Men should read!)

Submitted by Irish Fan on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 10:48am.

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Average: 10 (3 votes)
 9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

I have spoken!


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Sun, 12/23/2007 - 9:45pm

Sippy
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You are absolutely right, Irish!  Except I usually only use fine when I'm referring to something that tastes really good or a man who looks really good. 


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Mon, 12/24/2007 - 9:21pm

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Irish, Can I assume these points are from personal experience? Maybe after you been out to therapy to long? 



Wed, 12/26/2007 - 4:17pm

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I can back these up from experience!

 

Good list Irish, especially the last one. I usually here that one after I have passed the five minute mark in which I mis took as five minutes in here time zone, not in mine (during the game).  This info could have saved me hours of grief!  


The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
--Friedrich Nietzsche



Tue, 09/16/2008 - 10:45am

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10.  You don't have to if you don't want to:  This means, "you'd better ing WANT to or all Hell's gonna break loose!" 

 

Source:  I'd rather not talk about it.


I have spoken!



Tue, 09/16/2008 - 6:01pm

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Or use no words at all......


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Tue, 09/16/2008 - 9:34pm

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!


 http://anythinggoesforum.us/

"What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon -- that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize." – Barack Obama, June 3, 2008



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