November 20, 2009, 4:54 pm

Haiku at Anderson Free Press

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WHAT IF REDNECKS WERE TO RUN OUR GOVERNMENT ON A LOCAL, STATE AND NATIONAL LEVELWildcat11/15/2009 - 6:32pm6

the 10 comandments would still be in place at town halls

Christ would not be removed from christmas.

teachers still would have the right to paddle un rulely kids

opening day for Deer season would be a paid day off

all government vehicles would run until they couldn't run anymore (no new ones until you have worn the paint off)

You would have a real person answer the phones no more message centers

all of our neighbors would be taken care of because that is what rednecks do help others
FIRST ATTEMPTFJTC06/09/2009 - 10:00pm4

I do not know if this is the proper category but didn't find anything that would fit.

Do you have a Regional Sewer District in this area? Do you agree with their tactics? If you do not have a Regional Sewer District, you can be certain that you will - let's talk

AFP Community Growskpaul.mallasch09/08/2008 - 6:15pm0

(a "fall harvest" haiku)

Anderson Free Press;
membership is growing as
you help spread the word.

 

Danica + Anna Vs. Scanner Newskpaul.mallasch07/31/2008 - 9:44am17

(a "the people have spoken" haiku)

Scanner News did it!
in just a month it has passed
Danica Anna!

YEEHAW againALF07/22/2008 - 9:00pm2

here i go again

writing a haiku poem

YEEHAW it is fun

Irish Fan Fickpaul.mallasch04/12/2008 - 4:26pm9

Irish Fan Fic

(khaiku. gazundheit.)

Where is Irish Fan?
When you take action sometimes -
you make them all mad!

How to please people -
all of them all of the time -
Am I back-pedd'ling?

Perceived as whining?
Simply begging for money?
Stress makes you grumpy!

Weekend afternoon,
a break before some more work -
Spring's beat back outside.

The weather will change,
April showers bring flowers -
if not May then soon.

My Haiku is Vibratingkpaul.mallasch04/12/2008 - 4:00pm0

My Haiku is Vibrating

(is this thing "on") 

No one uses this -
special AFP haiku
it's own content type!

A Third Grade 'Congratulations' to the Happy CoupleIrish Fan03/24/2008 - 5:51pm1

A Third Grade 'Congratulations' to the Happy Couple
(A "We should have NEVER gone public with this" Haiku)

Pope-ster & Zimmy
Sitting in a tree . . . K-I-
S-S-I-N-G!!!

Thunderpomekpaul.mallasch02/06/2008 - 9:58pm0

 Haiku Road Battle?

(a two men enter one man leaves haiku) 

Haiku style battle;
much more civilized and nice.
except for Irish!

All Hands on Deck...kpaul.mallasch02/06/2008 - 9:55pm0

Gar. Where's the Rum?

(an it's wednesday night haiku) 

Probly not rum, though.
Good conversation and laughs;
in the real (er?) world.

 

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